What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:39

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”